MacBook Pro 2021 - 16"

BATTERY
195 cycles, 84% maximum capacity, condition reported as Normal by macOS. That works out to roughly 40 cycles a year over almost five years, which tells you how little this machine actually ran. The capacity figure is calendar aging rather than heavy use, and it is above Apple's 80% service threshold.

Kept in a hardshell case since the moment I purchased it from Apple.