MacBook Pro 2026 - 14" (M5)

Bought in March 2026 with every intention of becoming "a Mac person" I gave it an honest shot. The machine is objectively excellent. Fast, quiet, capable, and never sounds like a leaf blower. I'm throwing in the Magic Mouse for free.

Unfortunately it has rejected my attempts to bond with it. I am, tragically one of those middle-aged Windows creatures who right clicks on everything and hates the command key.

It's been used lightly for about 3 weeks. Includes orginal box, charger, and packaging. Adult-owned, no issues, no drama. Battery health like new (see photos.)

Please give this magnificent little aluminum apple masterpeice a home. I'm too old.